This quote has been all up in everywhere lately, and it is pissing the shit out of me:

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies & enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit…”

Giant load of bullshit right there.

1. The miracle of birth aside, any cat in heat, or horny 15 yr old can pop out a litter, it doesn’t make you special. What does take talent and ability is raising a happy, healthy, intelligent child, which men are just as capable of doing as women (love fo the the daddies!).

2. I know a fair amount men who are awesome in the kitchen, and just as many women who can’t make easy mac without burning the house down.

3. Maybe the reason you receive so much “crap” from men is because you give your goddamn heart to every prick who happens to smile at you. 

Seriously ladies, give the fellas a little more credit. And also, its 2010, I thought women were allowed to be more than cooking, cleaning, baby-making, penis receptacles?